So today I cooked my first-ever turkey.
Now, I could probably say that I've cooked them before, but in reality, I only helped the person who was actually in charge of the cooking. I didn't have to know what to do to the bird to get it ready to cook. I didn't have to know what temperature to cook it at. I didn't have to know how long to cook it, or what to do with it when it was done. All I had to do was stand around, and act when called upon.